If cows sit down, there's about to be a storm.
When rats desert the city, expect an earthquake.
A lot of our boys have taken to wearing military dog-tags with their school uniform. Is it time for me to start digging a bomb shelter?
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All in slow-motion
The cashier throws her arms up to shield her face.
Socks: Ooooops! Coins!
Freeze-frame shot of coins suspended in air between Socks and the cashier. The camera does a Matrix-style 360° rotation around the scene.
Socks: I’m soooorry!
Close-up of coins striking the cashier’s apron like shotgun pellets bouncing off body armour.
End slow motion.
Socks: Sorry, I don’t know how I did that.
Cashier: Not to worry.
Happy music again. Camera zooms in on Socks’ back pocket as he carries tray of coffee and cake to table. We hear the unseen creature growling from within pocket. Scary music.