One of my neighbours would like me to pass this message to you:
‘I HAVE JOLLY WELL HAD ENOUGH!’
(Dear Neighbour, you will appreciate I’ve had to make your message suitable for my fair readers).
He made this important announcement from outside his house at 5.28 this morning, rousing me – and many others, I suspect – from our slumber.
However, from the way this message was delivered to the world, I felt that my neighbour would wish for it to be spread as far as possible.