Roobarb and Custard: Dog Annoyer

Take one 3 litre Coke bottle (or similar).

Drink or otherwise dispose of contents.

Remove cap and blow across the top.

Make sure your blowing creates a beautifully modulated, deep, soulful, resonant, dirge-like sound.


You now have your own environmentally friendly Dog Annoyer. The sound can be used to irritate dogs up to half a mile away, inciting a chorus of vengeful barking to warm the heart of even the most jaded of cats.

Health and Safety notice:

Your Dog Annoyer should not be used within attack range of a dog, and not used at all unless you have checked your catflap is lockable.

Younger cats should seek the help of an adult.

Wholesome Socks cannot accept reponsbility for any woe. I am totally irresponsible.

Roobarb and Custard.

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